My name's Laura, and I love the Dallas Cowboys because they are America's team and the only thing I love more than America is Trump! #MAGA
I also enjoy going to Sam's Club and getting accused of yelling racist remarks. Then I like to go to my boyfriend's house and put my unwashed hands all over his face to spread COVID-19. He thinks its hilarious.
My boyfriend is such an amazing guy. I just wish he'd put his feet on me more while we're in bed.